A man of few 'smart' words

These are some of my favourite Mike Goldberg quotes. He may not be the best commentator for the UFC, but he still makes me laugh.Mike Goldberg: "He literally dodged a bullet!"
Joe Rogan: "Yeah, literally."

Mike Goldberg: "He's got him in some kind of strange choke I've never seen before!"
Joe Rogan: "That's a rear naked choke."Mike Goldberg: "He wants to get in close to use that reach advantage."

Mike Goldberg: "You know Joe, When Matt and his brother Mark Hughes were growing up they would pound each other behind the barn!"

*on Kenny Florian after taking a groin shot*
Mike Goldberg: "... So you want to be an Ultimate Fighter?"

Mike Goldberg: "You can hear the corner speaking portuguese!"
Joe Rogan: "Uh, that's Japanese, brother"
Mike Goldberg: "I should have known that."
Joe Rogan: "You're the one married to a Japanese chick."
Mike Goldberg: "That is correct."If MMA is 90% mental and 10% physical, UFC commentating should be 90% Rogan and 10% Goldberg.

Thank you for reading and I'll see you next time, inside the octagon.