Chuck Norris! + Drunk Mariah

I finally got my textbooks today meaning I actually have to start working. My theory was since I don't have my texts yet, how can I work? I think buying my books reminded me how much university costs! How am I supposed to be the next generation in business if I'm going to be living in poverty for the next 4 years!So in my BU121 class Laura was talking about accounting stuff because not all high schools teach it (which I thought was nice of her). Some random dude beside me was so annoying! Here is a cut down version of the conversation (Laura is speaking to the entire room and this guy is whispering to me).Laura: What do CMA and CA stand for?
Annoying dude: *Certified Management Accountant, Chartered Accountant*whispers
Laura: Do you know what GAAP is?
Annoying dude: *Generally Accepted Accounting Principles*whispers

There were more but its pretty much the same thing. The whole time I gave a >_> face because like come on.... we all know you know this, its like accounting 101, half the class knows it. No need to brag about simple knowledge, especially to a guy (me) that you don't even know.

Something that made me laugh today was when I was at the gym and there was a sign saying "Chuck Norris puts his weights away, why can't you?" Some reason I don't think these signs were working because there were weights all over the place without anyone using them.So after weights I went on the elliptical and at the WLU gym they have 4 tv screens at the top in front of 2 rows of 7 elliptical/treadmills (so 14 in total). The screen on the far right was on the Canada vs. USA medal game (re-run of course), the next one was on MuchMusic, the one after that was on the gold medal game again, and the far left one was on some random softcore porn channel -___-. Sad thing is no one changed that channel. It got too weird so I got off the elliptical after 15 minutes.

7:32 - WARNING: Don't open the door. For the people who follow this blog you I've talked about how one of my roommate's friend smells. Like I mean smells horrible. Sometimes when she does come over its not as bad, only a small whiff. Just right now I opened my door and BAM it was like something hit my entire body, you know that shit smell behind Denison? Its like 10x worse than that! The funny thing is she isn't even at my res! They left like 20 minutes ago! I think I now know why my roommate loves febreeze so much!